Pathan Gusse Se: Water Chikan Biryani Men Chikan Hai Hi Nahin Water: Sahab Gulab Jamun Men Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai? Pathan: Ha Yaar Sorry!
Ek Pathan Dusre Pathan Se: Yaar Ek Naya Underwear Ek Saste Desi Sabun Se Dhoya Tha Vo Chhota Ho Gaya Ab Kya Karu? Dusra Pathan: Usi Sabun Se Naha Le Pura A Jaega
Pathan: Vo Jo Table Pe Aadmi Baitha Hai Us Se Hamara Dushmani Hai Dost: Table Pe To 4 Aadmi Hain Pathan: Wo Jiski Munchhe Hain Dost: Munchen To Sabki Hain Pathan: Vo Jiske Safed Kapde Hain Dost: Vo To Sabke Safed Hain Pathan Ne Gusse Men Pistaul Nikala Aur 3 Aadmiyon Ko Goli Maar Di Aur Jo Bach Gaya Uski Taraf Ishara Kar Ke Bola Isse Meri Dushmani Hai Isko Ham Nahin Chhodega
Pathan Ek Barat Men Gaya Wahan Use Barbar Pani Parosa Ja Raha Tha Pareshan Hokar Pathan Chillaya: Gale Men Pani Fans Gaya Hai Thoda Goshhchawal De Do
Chalti Tren Men Tikat Chekar Ne Pathan Se Ticket Maga To Vah Bola: Mera Chehra Hi Tikat Hai Tikat Chekar: Tab To Aapko Dabal Jurmana Dena Hoga
Sindhi: Tum Aaj Ye Parti Kyon De Rahe Ho? Pathan: Oye Mera Scuter Gum Ho Gaya Hai Isliye Sindhi: Are Scooter Gum Hone Men Kaun Si Khushi Ki Baat Hai? Pathan: Are Khushi Ki To Baat Hai Socho Agar Scooter Par Main Baitha Hota To Main Bhi Na Gum Ho Jata